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May 28, 2020


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The Elves and the Red Phone

I planned for something else today. But this is such a good deal. When I sent the Olivers All Over Shorts, Jeffrey from Alabama said he prefers Faherty All Day Shorts.

Then my red phone rang. The one my elves call with awesome deals. (I contract some of Santa's extra elves. They're such great deal hunters.) Pepper Minstix Jr. yelled, "Faherty All Day Shorts 30% off bye!"

So here you go.

two men wearing faherty all day shorts load surfboards up on a car

Jeffrey loves these so much I'm just going to let him do the talking.

"Man the all day short is amazing. You can dress it up or dress it down. They just released a version with belt loops so that one is classier. Truly so comfy, have drawstrings but you wouldn’t be able to tell, mesh pockets, and look so damn good." -- Jeffrey from Cincinnati.

They're also made from recycled water bottles. And rumor has it the Faherty twins surf in them.

So you can pretty much do anything in these shorts. Then wear them to dinner afterwards.